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Damnable Eidolon

  • Jul. 19th, 2005 at 3:38 AM
Grant-Lee Phillips
We sat in my attic with our bare feet sticking out the window. The night breeze felt good running over my toes.

"You ever feel like you're competing with ghosts, Muse?" I said. "That's where I'm at sometimes these days."

"Silly boy. You just need more exorcise." She punched me in the arm. "Get it? Exorcise."

"You're a complete fuckwad sometimes, you know."

She nodded enthusiastically. "Oh yes, definitely."

Out the window, across the river in Canada, lightning flashed.


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giggleloop wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
So, is a fuckwad better than a fucktard? Is there a scale for judging such things?

I've decided "fucktard" is my favorite new word. It rolls off the tongue. :P

Christ why I am awake so early? *groan*

-B
onceupon wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 01:41 pm (UTC)
Fucktard is a phenomenal word. I've taken to using it a great deal myself lately, so maybe there's something in the air.

Near as I've figured, the scale runs like this (from least to greatest fuckwittery):

Fucker
Fuckwit
Fuckwad
Fucktard
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 02:31 pm (UTC)
Wow, look at that: a hierarchy of "fuck"s.

I have some weird friends.
onceupon wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, like you've never put the terms in ascending order.

*gigglefit*
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Well. Um.

Look! Something shiny!

*scootscootscoot*
onceupon wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 02:43 pm (UTC)
Ha!

Oh, wait. You put them in descending order, I'll bet.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 02:47 pm (UTC)
I insult from the gut. When I curse someone out, it's pure instinct, baby. I'm just good like that.
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giggleloop wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 05:36 pm (UTC)
aha! excellent! a system of measurement! I LOVE THOSE! :D *hugs you* thanks! :)

(is there nothing more fun than inventing new systems of measurement for things????)

-B
onceupon wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC)
*grin*

You're very welcome.

It's good to measure things! And the more we can measure things in comparison to fuckwittery, the better off we are!
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
Or, alternately, the more accurately we can measure just how deep beneath fuckits we are buried.

Knowledge can be power, but it also can be terribly depressing.
onceupon wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
Stop that. Don't make me send you to the chaise.
(no subject) - king_cool_paul - Jul. 19th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
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king_cool_paul wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC)
I actually like "fucktard," and am pleased to have made it a new addition to my lexicon, but at 2 in the morning... well, "fuckwad" just came to mind first, you know?

We're both awake too early. Meh.
giggleloop wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
yeah, well, my excuse was having to take my car to get a recall repair performed on it that was long overdue. ugh. but at least i got to come home and go back to bed. but now my head is all ouchy. :(

maybe some English Muffin pizzas will make it feel better. teehee. nummers. :)
-B+
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
Did the pizzas do the trick?

Mmmmm...

Pizza...
giggleloop wrote:
Jul. 19th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Actually, I was too lazy even to turn on the oven and make english muffin pizzas. So instead I had bologna sandwiches.

And I realized just how OCD I am. All sandwiches must be made in the following order: bread first, then slice of bologna, centered on the bread, then slice of cheese, centered on top of bologna, then dollop of ketchup in exact center of cheese slice, then other slice of bread. No variation of said formula will work. And also, I always squish my sandwiches entirely flat before eating them, distributing the ketchup to all corners of the bread. I can't eat a sandwich on fluffy bread. Unless it's like, a sub sandwich or something.

Freak=me. :)

-B

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