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Who the Fuck Shoots Amish Girls?

  • Oct. 3rd, 2006 at 2:29 AM
David Gilmour
"What needs to happen now," 38 said, staring at the television, "is for some Amish Bruce Willis to rise up and lay some whupass on somebody."

"No more network news for you, buddy," I said, and changed the channel.

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mehndi_chick wrote:
Oct. 3rd, 2006 12:35 pm (UTC)
I'm utterly ill.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 3rd, 2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
The world just gets more and more bizarre as we go along.

I like that the gunman made a point of calling his wife to tell her that he loved her before he murdered a bunch of children, and then himself.

Can't just shoot himself and be done with it, of course. That would be too easy.
meryddian wrote:
Oct. 3rd, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
And where is Harrison Ford when you need him most?









Man, this world is really going to hell. In a handbasket. With flames painted on the sides.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 3rd, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
Harrison Ford is busy trying to convince the world that even though he's approaching 70 years old, he isn't too old to play Indiana Jones again.

Hope he doesn't break a hip!
(no subject) - thefirespiral - Oct. 3rd, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 3rd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Whatever it would be, it would probably require the use of a really awful Prince Valiant hairpiece.

(no subject) - thefirespiral - Oct. 3rd, 2006 10:42 pm (UTC)
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 4th, 2006 06:55 am (UTC)
We're sick, aren't we?

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