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The Muse and the Damage Done

  • Oct. 4th, 2006 at 3:38 AM
Dwight
"I think I'm going to sneak in your apartment tonight while you're asleep," the Muse said, "and pierce your nipples."

"I have sensitive nipples. The second you tried anything, I'd be awake and swinging. You'd come in with a needle and leave with a black eye."

She thought a moment. "Okay, no nipple piercing."

"Thank you," I said.

"A Prince Albert it is!" she exclaimed, grinning. I threw my book at her and she ran cackling from the room.

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