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Oct. 29th, 2006

  • 1:41 PM
Me on South Park
I am apparently the last person in the world who drives the speed limit and doesn't throw trash out the window.

I feel like Charlton Heston in The Omega Man.

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karenthecroccy wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:48 am (UTC)
It wasn't me! Unless it was an orange car going a bit fast on the S-curves...

But I don't toss garbage out the window, I swear.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 07:29 am (UTC)
Okay, I know that not everyone is a fucking pig when it comes to trash and car windows, but it certainly feels like it most of the time, doesn't it?

cathellisen wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
Oh, us too! And we also have these nifty gadgets that other cars don't seem to have - we like to call them indicators...
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 07:32 am (UTC)
I also seem to be able to park without needing to determine the distance to the cars in front and behind me by slamming into them at several miles per hour, leaving dents and scratches in my wake.

I have a note already written and waiting to slip under the wiper of the guy who lives in my apartment building and bangs into everyone's cars when parks, hard enough to literally raise the vehicle up on its shocks three to four inches:

"Dear asshole:

The next time you hit my car when you're parking, I'm going to smash out all your window with a tire iron.

I'm watching you.

Have a great day."

I'm wondering if that make come across as too threatening, however.

Opinions?
cathellisen wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
Um, just make sure your handwriting is suitably disguised, and no one saw you leave the note.

Otherwise, I say go for it.

The number of times I've wanted to walk over someone's car because they *had* to stop over the white line, thereby blocking the pedestrian road crossing, and I never had the guts to do it. I'm kinda sad about that.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 05:18 pm (UTC)
I don't generally try to stir up trouble, but this guy is a complete bastard, at least in the automobile department, and I find these days that my tolerance for idiot drivers is at an all-time low.

Other than that, I'm Mr. Patience, I swear!
giggleloop wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
That's a good movie. *nods*
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
Glad you agree ;)
giggleloop wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
I do. What were we talking about...? I'm kinda out of it. :P
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
I don't remember. I'm a little out of it, too ;)
tuff517 wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC)
I hate people that throw trash out of their car window. It shocks me when I see someone do that, just like it shocks me when I see naked children on TV or in movies because all I can think is, "Oh man, this is going to be some sick pedophile's porn tape now." It's a sad world.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
It is, isn't it?

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