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Jaundice and Love

  • Feb. 10th, 2005 at 12:17 AM
Bill Hicks
"I love this song," the Muse said.

"I don't get it. He wrote a song called 'Yellow.' And everything is yellow. This is yellow, that is yellow. I don't think he's in love. I think he has malaria."

She stuck her tongue out at me. "I think you're a curmudgeon."

"You know I'm a curmudgeon. It's one of my skills."

She started dancing in place, shaking her beautiful Muse-rump back and forth. "I wouldn't necessarily call it a skill. More like a character flaw."

"My hate keeps me warm, Muse."

She stroked my forearm. "And your skin is so soft and silky. Just like a baby's ass." She spiraled away from me before I could poke her. "If we could just do something about that grumpiness, you'd be all set."

"Bite me," I said. "And then bite me again for good measure."

"I would, darlin', but you'd like it too much."

"'Your skin unfolds,'" I quoted. "Now he's a serial killer, and he's gonna wear her skin. 'It puts the lotion on its skin.'"

"You're such a romantic."

"Thank you. I knew you cared."

Comments

giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 05:52 am (UTC)
heh, how did you know i had a hankering to listen to Parachutes tonight. too bad The Man has my CD book with him at work.

Damn The Man! Save The Empire!

sorry.

heh, Muse-rump.

:P

-b
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 05:54 am (UTC)
Okay, stop it. Now you and Ali are the only ones online who actually make me laugh out loud. I don't know if I can handle it much longer.

Muse-rump ;)
giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
le Rump du Muse.

*French*


:P


hey, you know, i do what i can. :)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:02 am (UTC)
And *this*, you groovy girl, is why I keep stroking your ego so much. Because you totally rule.

Incomplete sentences are great things.

giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:05 am (UTC)
honestly, i'm just on a lucky streak or something. i've never been as witty in my life as i have been the last 6 months or so.

it's sure to fizzle out soon. don't get too used to it or anything. :)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:10 am (UTC)
Too late. Besides, if I keep feeding the fires of your ego and wit, they'll just keep raging like a Southern California wildfire.

C'mon. You rule. Get over it.
giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:13 am (UTC)
this really has nothing to do with anything, but i just had a flash of Cartman's voice in my head saying to Craig:

"Yes... drown me in the sweet waters of your envy."

Damn, that was a great episode. "Good Times With Weapons", if anyone cares. :)

ok, no more comment tag. for serious. gotta go. :)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:15 am (UTC)
Go! Go, or we'll never stop!
giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
gone. :)






dang it. :P

-B

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