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Healthy Nose

  • Feb. 10th, 2005 at 12:53 AM
Bill Hicks
The Muse hummed to herself after she finished reading the short piece I'd given her. "I'd say 'but' instead of 'so.'"

"You're kidding," I said.

"Nope."

"That's all you've got to say?"

"Well, other than that, it's fine."

"Fine," I said. "You realize I wrote that about you, right?"

She nodded. "Of course I do."

"And changing 'so' to 'but' is the best you can come up with?"

She smiled. "I like the way you describe how I taste. How's that?'

"You're no help at all, Muse."

"Watch it, or I'll kiss you again."

"Evil, evil woman."

She did kiss me then, on the nose, which she followed up with a quick lick of her tongue. I ewwwwed and rubbed it off as fast as I could.

"Tell you what, dear," she said. "Finish writing the book, and then I'll give you constructive criticism. I don't want to stifle your creativity."

"You're so sweet."

"Am not," she said, and then licked my nose again before I could stop her.

"Skank," I said.

"Dumbass," she replied.

"I love you."

"I know."

Comments

tuff517 wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:26 am (UTC)
Nothing is cuter than nose licking. How's Frank Black? Should I give it him a listen?
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
I'm partial to Frank Black and the Catholics, rather than just Frank Black himself. Well, and with the Pixies, of course.

You know, we're in the same little cd exchange group and everything. I should just send you some ;)
faldrick wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
I have to say...
I am digging your writing. Mind if I add you to my LJ read list and pop in here from time to time?
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
Re: I have to say...
Hey, no, go right ahead and pop away. Always good to have someone else to (attempt) to entertain. Or irritate. Or tease mercilessly.

Join the club ;)
giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
ugh. D does that to me all the time, with the licking. blech. :P

:)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 09:28 pm (UTC)
Don't you just hate that? Remind me never to do it to you.
giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 11th, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC)
ok.

hey! never do that to me. :P

oh, by the way, HI!!! *waves*


:)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Feb. 12th, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)
That gave me a nice big smile.

I can always use a nice big smile.

Especially when I really need one.
giggleloop wrote:
Feb. 12th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
Anytime you need a nice big smile, you just let me know. Cuz I'm good at that. :D

-B

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