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Winter Goes Out Like a Randy Squirrel

  • Apr. 3rd, 2005 at 4:07 AM
Tom Waits in Pain
"Look at that," the Muse said, peering out the back window. "Yesterday, I never put a jacket on. Today, it's snowing. What the hell is up with that?"

"Buffalo in spring, Muse," I said. "Could be a rain of frogs next. You never know."

"It's even freaking the squirrels out. Look at them out there under the bird feeder, fighting over the spilled seed."

"Um. Muse? They aren't fighting."

"What?" She squinted through the glass. "Oh my. I guess they do know it's spring time."

"Welcome to the Wild Kingdom, Marlin. Enjoy your stay."

She pinched me. "Shaddup."

Comments

shannonsays wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2005 02:27 pm (UTC)
mmm...tom waits.

king_cool_paul wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
Gotta love him. He's a superfreak, don't you know.
shannonsays wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
i so know.

hey, i just got the spilled seed reference/pun you did or didn't mean. bwahahaha.
nebulous_blue wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)

I'm totally voting for frogs, yunno.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2005 06:45 pm (UTC)
I was wondering what the thumping on my roof was this morning. Figured it was either frogs or the ghost, ya know?
giggleloop wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2005 01:56 pm (UTC)
i agree, i'd much rather have frogs than locusts. *shudder* once every 7 years (or 14 years, whatever the hell it was) was enough for me and the locusts.

although, the frogs could get messy when they land. ewww. squished frogs.

maybe we should just skip the living things and go for a rain of blood or something. that wouldn't be so bad, right?

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
Wow. Haven't been through a plague of locusts yet. I guess I'm missing out, hmm?
giggleloop wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
OMG, it was HORRID. Especially for me, being a person who ABHORS all insects and totally freaks out. I mean, they were dive-bombing and buzzing us whenever we'd go outside, they were smooshed ALL over my car, and OH MY GOD you should have seen me the day that one flew in my window while I was driving, HOLY CRAP I nearly wrecked the car. I FLIPPED OUT.

*shudder* FUCK LOCUSTS, man. FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ASSES.

:)

-b
king_cool_paul wrote:
Apr. 5th, 2005 02:23 am (UTC)
How do you *really* feel?

;)
giggleloop wrote:
Apr. 5th, 2005 03:15 am (UTC)
It sucked. :P

-B

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