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Muse Coverage

  • Jun. 22nd, 2005 at 1:37 AM
Bearded Spock
"I hate this," the Muse said, pointing at the screen. The movie we were watching had reached a point in the narrative where there was some post-coital bedroom discussion underway.

"What?" I said. "Post-coital bedroom discussion?"

"No," she said. "I hate the way the women in film always have sheets draped over their breasts after sex. I don't know about fictional women, but I have never seen any point in covering myself at this point. The guy has already seen me naked, hopefully from a variety of angles, so seriously. Why hide the delicacy of my shame now?"

"Maybe she's cold."

"How can you tell, though? Her breasts are covered."

"You're a pig, Muse. I like that about you.

She patted my arm. "Takes one to know one, honey."

Comments

call_me_deb wrote:
Jun. 22nd, 2005 01:22 pm (UTC)
There is no pain you are receeeeeeeeeding...
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 22nd, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
I can't BELIEVE that I'd blown my Floyd stuff off the iPod and hadn't noticed until just recently. Much suckitude. However, all is well in the world now.

Want to go to London with me and see the band? Could be fun ;)
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 12:54 am (UTC)
I gotta say it.... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK! :P

And yeah, I'm with the Muse on this one.

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 12:58 am (UTC)
You're so cute.

And yeah, c'mon. That's such an irritating film device. Dumb.

Of course, I'm of the age where I remember when PG-rated films had breasts in them. Wow. I'm old.
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 01:04 am (UTC)
Wow, you had breasts in your PG movies? *jealous*

I had to hold out for PG-13 movies to get my breast fix. Like, say, for example, "Revenge of the Nerds" or "National Lampoon's European Vacation". :P

me = nerd

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 01:06 am (UTC)
Oh yes, breasts... Beastmaster, Clash of the Titans... we had 'em all.

Kids today. Sheesh. No sense of history.
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Yeah, these kids today, with their not even having to work to see boobs. Whippersnappers.

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 01:58 pm (UTC)
I know! I never would have gotten offline if I'd have had the internet when I was fifteen or so.

Have breasts lost their magic? I hope not...
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 05:02 pm (UTC)
i fear they might have.

all except for mine, that is. mine are all sparkly with pixie dust and whatnot, that's how magical they are.

they're like unicorns. i have unicorn boobs. :P

can you tell I'm feelin' goofy?

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 24th, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
Ooooooooooh! Pixie dust! I know of at least two or three of my friends here who would love to get an eyeful of your unicorn boobs, and I'm not even talking about the guys ;)

You need to be goofy more often. It suits you. Keep it up :)
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 25th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
:)

I got to go swimming tonight - yay! I feel weefweshed. :)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 25th, 2005 03:08 am (UTC)
You're the lucky one! I got to take a shower! Wheeeeeee!

Okay, it's not as neat as swimming, but it's the best I've got.
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 25th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
true, but then i took a shower too! to wash all the chlorine off me - ick. stupid chemicals.

that's why i need a jacuzzi at my house. no chemicals. :)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 25th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
You're so needy!

But it's cute ;)
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 26th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC)
thanks - i think? :P

no really, i LOVE swimming, but i hate chemicals. blech. i need some kind of spring or fresh water source near my house. that's clear and not all muddy.

i tried swimming in the Lake of the Ozarks once, but i don't like swimming where i can't see the bottom. it creeps me out.

this is fascinating, no?

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 26th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
It is fascinating, so there. And I'm the same way with water. Can't get in it if I can't see the bottom. Might be a shark down there.

*shiver*
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 26th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
indeed. or some tentacle-y squidgy thing. *shudder*

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 27th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
Or that giant alligator from Lake Placid. Yeah, that would suck.
giggleloop wrote:
Jun. 27th, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
Indeed. What you said. :P

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jun. 27th, 2005 06:58 pm (UTC)
Hey, I dream big, baby!

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