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Jan. 7th, 2006

  • 9:37 PM
Word!
"Gay cowboys are sexy," the Muse said as we left the theater. The snow was beginning to fall, and she pulled her knit hat down over her ears.

"They're acting," I said. "Does that count, if they aren't really gay?"

"Doesn't matter. Cute boys making out on screen. I'm all for that. And I didn't hear you complaining about it," she added.

I shrugged. "I'm from San Francisco. I've seen a lot of guys making out, and some of them were even dressed like cowboys. No worries."

We'd been apart a while, the Muse and I. We hadn't had a falling out, and there'd been no tectonic shift in our relationship, but we'd taken a few months with some distance between us. I don't know what had initiated the separation, but I was glad that it was at an end. I'd missed her, and while she might not admit it, I was fairly certain she had missed me as well.

"You could always move back, you know," she said. "Frisco's in your blood, probably."

I winced. "Jesus, Muse, don't call it Frisco. Only tourists call it that."

"San Fran." She giggled, knowing how much I hated that term as well.

"Never," I said. "It's San Francisco. Or if you're a native, it's just The City."

"Every city is just The City," she said. "You don't get exclusivity on that one."

"Do you want me to push you in the snow right here? Right by the curb? 'Cause I'll do it."

"You won't," she said. "Because you know if you do that I'll come and empty the litter box on your head while you're sleeping."

"So nice to have you back," I said.

"Shaddup."

Comments

shannonsays wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 02:41 am (UTC)
ew. that's one nasty litter box, too.

tell that muse thing i missed her.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
That is not a nasty litter box. I scoop it at least once a day. You're confusing Emily's mustard gas cat turds with poor litter box maintenance (so nobody out there call the Humane Society).
shannonsays wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 02:48 am (UTC)
litter boxes are nasty on principle. even crystal ones.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)
Yeah, but that stuff makes things much less stinky. I've gone full-crystal with no litter, and that's making a much better experience all the way around.

I'm sure everyone is interested in this, right?
shannonsays wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
i'm sure it's entertaining in some degree. maybe.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
Well, we are pretty entertaining, aren't we?

Maybe.
shannonsays wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
we entertain each other pretty well at least.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 03:05 am (UTC)
Okay, I'll give you that one. We do tickle ourselves in all sorts of stupid sorts of ways.
shannonsays wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
okay, maybe it's the headache, but i got weird visuals with that one.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 03:31 am (UTC)
It's not the headache. It's what I slipped into your drink.

Bwah hah hah!
giggleloop wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
firstly, yay! :)

second, i'm totally with Muse on this one. doesn't matter that they're not gay IRL. doesn't matter that they're only acting. it's HOT. end of story. :P

also, did i already say YAY! ? :P

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 04:48 am (UTC)
The Muse wiggles her ass at you from across the room.

It was a very good movie, by the way. Definitely worth the wait (since I've only been barraged with press about the film for about three fucking months now).

Also, during the movie I had a giant oatmeal cookie dipped in chocolate and a hot tea. I love local art theaters.
giggleloop wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
LOL, I had Ted Drewes frozen custard during mine (remember that?) Chocolate. I also love my local art theater. :)

-B
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
I *do* remember that... that was some thick custard, baby. Like eating a big chunk of heaven.

Man, I have an ice cream jones, and this apple I'm eating just isn't putting a dent into it...
karenthecroccy wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)
kat_ryn and I went to see the 950 showing. Quite a crowd!
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 8th, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
Yes, the theater was packed for the 4pm showing as well. Glad to see such a crowd... even if there's no legroom in that theater at all.
serenityn0w wrote:
Jan. 9th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
Abraham Norton would be appauled at the Muse's flippant use of the word "frisco", but since she IS the muse, it can slide. She has been missed!
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 9th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
The Emperor forgives you your tipsy typo ;)
serenityn0w wrote:
Jan. 9th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
"appalled"...I have an excuse, and it's in the form of 4 glasses of chardonnay. Which I have NO trouble spelling:-)
king_cool_paul wrote:
Jan. 9th, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
Man, what a boozehound.

I have no joke to make about that. The brain is fried tonight ;)

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