"Look," the Muse said. "If you're going to make fun of other people's religious beliefs, could you maybe do it with a group that won't read you and maybe decide to come beat you up for it? How about the Amish? I'm pretty sure they don't do anything on the internet."
"Because Scientology is just silly, and the Christians make it a point to tell everyone else what to do with their lives, while as far as I can tell the Amish just live and let live."
"I'm going to make fun of you Buddhists if you keep it up."
"Go ahead," I said. "At least we have a sense of humor about it."
"You're going to Scientology and Christian hell," she said. "You snarky fuck."