"Look," I said, "I know it's just me being petty, but it irritates me when people I know who can't spell, punctuate or use proper sentence construction become successful and make buckets of money in spite of it."
"That's because they're making their cash in areas where they don't need to write," the Muse said. "Also, you're being petty."
I nodded. "I know. I suck ass."
"Frequently," she said. "It's part of your charm."