Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,
Pablo
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The Muse: A Hungry American Hero

"I want some pizza," the Muse said. "Also, I want world peace. Mostly though, I just want some pizza."

"You're a true patriot, Muse," I said.

"Wanting world peace might get me labeled anti-American and end up with me tossed in prison with no trial, having my fingernails pulled out, and having my family disappeared," she said. "Pizza is a much safer option."
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