Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,
Pablo
king_cool_paul

See, here's the drawback to 1) not having cable; and 2) having a nine-month pregnant woman stuck at home 24/7.

I have to sit in the same room with a television that is switched on and showing The View.

Someone, God, Satan, John Steinbeck's ghost, anyone: but a bullet in my head before I have to listen to this show again.

Gah!
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