February 18th, 2005

Bill Hicks

Who, me?

"You're obsessed, you know," the Muse said.

"Am not."

"How many times did you call her today?"

"Five," I said.

"Only five?"

"Well. Actually, it was six. But she wasn't available one time, so it doesn't count."

"My point is proven, Mr. Obsessive."

"Shut up."

She stuck her tongue out and went back to reading her magazine.
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Bill Hicks

More Than This


"What?" said the Muse.

"I think I am Bill Murray in Lost in Translation."

"Well, duh. You're just now figuring that out?"

"I'm slow. Deal with it. Now to just figure out how my movie is going to end."

"In a much cheerier way, I think."

"I hope so."

"I know so."
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Bill Hicks

Best. Quote. Ever.

A Rolling Stone author once referred to Jewel as "like a plate of pancakes: short and stacked."

Dude. I wish I'd thought of that one.
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