April 23rd, 2005

Bill Hicks

Ga Ga

"I think I figured out why I hate Charlize Theron," the Muse said, tapping her finger against her cheek.

"Why is that?" We watched her glide across the television screen in front of us.

"Because she's so fucking gorgeous. I'd eat her like a peach, given the chance."

"Thanks for the image, Muse."

"You're welcome."
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Bill Hicks

Got Change?

"The problem with turning on a dime, Muse," I said, "is that you can turn back around on another one without much warning."

"Been there, done that," she said, and passed me the bottle.
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