December 27th, 2005

Bang Your Head

A Muse on My Back...

Nuit Glaciale, originally uploaded by Booknero.

"If you don't put an entry up," the Muse said, "I'm going to kick your ass. What's more, everyone else will take turns beating you with sticks."

"Little sticks? Delicate Kate Moss-like sticks?"

She shook her head. "Nope. Thick, Rosie O'Donnell sticks, through which I've driven nails. Rusty nails. So quit dicking around and post something."

"You're going to drag me kicking and screaming back into the fold, aren't you, Muse?"

"Or at least into the street, where the beatings will commence."