Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,
Pablo
king_cool_paul

World Awaits Paris Hilton's Return.

That is the saddest headline I have ever read.

For the record, I'm awaiting Paris Hilton's departure. I can't wait for the time to arrive when I never have to hear about that woman again.

It'll come. Wait and see.
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