Detachable Karma

Look:

One way to make sure that I don't open your spam email to me is to make the subject header read:

"D1scount meds shipp1ng world //1de auschwitz"

I don't know how you all feel about that, but honestly? Using Auschwitz as a piece of marketing doesn't really work for me.

/delete.

Something stolen from also_huey, who has posted a brilliant quote that I reproduce here:

You reduce the fucking jus, right? And you don't bloody skim it. You emulsify the fucking fat right in - at the last second. If the sauce breaks? What do you mean if the sauce breaks? If the sauce breaks - you're a fucking cunt.
-- 'celebrity' chef Donovan Cooke, from Hull, England, quoted in one of Anthony Bourdain's books