Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,
Pablo
king_cool_paul

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Spines are over-rated

"Where the hell have you been?" the Muse asked me.

"Flat on my back, baby, flat on my back."

"You slut!"

"No, Muse, no. Threw my back out. I've been flat on the floor for a few days now, trying to get the pain down from nuclear to a more manageable white-hot fireplace poker."

"At least you're not dead," she said.

"Nope," I replied. "Dead would hurt less."
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