Does anybody else find this complete fuckery?
Once more, I am tempted to run off to Canada and tell America to go fuck itself.
"Tell me about your first boyfriend, Muse," I said. "Jesus," she said. "That's random. Where'd that come from?" I shrugged. "Just curious." We…
"There comes a point," the Muse said, "where you really do have to go to sleep." I shifted on the sofa, and my leg, which was propped on the coffee…
"When I was a boy," I said, "I thought I'd grow up to be Batman." "Admirable," the Muse said. "Plus, you like caves and you never sleep while it's…