"You know, it's really too bad that (insert appropriate name here) is so cute, because he/she is awfully, awfully stupid."
Repeat as needed.
Jean, originally uploaded by Booknero. I know so many beautiful women, it's just frightening.
Lola, originally uploaded by Booknero. Still fiddling...
Me, Illustrated, originally uploaded by Booknero. Golly, it's me.
Jean, originally uploaded by Booknero. I know so many beautiful women, it's just frightening.
Lola, originally uploaded by Booknero. Still fiddling...
Me, Illustrated, originally uploaded by Booknero. Golly, it's me.