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  • Jan. 17th, 2005 at 1:22 AM
Bill Hicks
"I think I'm going to move to Bombay," the Muse said. "I want to be a Bollywood star."

"What brought this decision on," I asked.

"I saw something on TV last night about it. Those movies look like they have just about everything in them that I like: random song and dance segments, beautiful people in gorgeous costumes, and everyone gets a happy ending."

"You don't speak the language."

"I can dance and I look good is brightly-colored silk. What more is there?"

"Talent?"

She pinched me on the arm. "Killjoy."

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"So just exactly how much do you masturbate?" the Muse asked.

"We are so not having this conversation," I said.

"Spoilsport."

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"Take a load off, Fanny," I told her, and patted the sofa where I sat.

"Are you saying I'm fat?" she asked me.

"I wasn't, actually," I said. "But now I'm saying you're a pain in the
ass."

"So my ass is fat."

"No, love, but your head certainly is."

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