Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,

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Healthy Nose

The Muse hummed to herself after she finished reading the short piece I'd given her. "I'd say 'but' instead of 'so.'"

"You're kidding," I said.


"That's all you've got to say?"

"Well, other than that, it's fine."

"Fine," I said. "You realize I wrote that about you, right?"

She nodded. "Of course I do."

"And changing 'so' to 'but' is the best you can come up with?"

She smiled. "I like the way you describe how I taste. How's that?'

"You're no help at all, Muse."

"Watch it, or I'll kiss you again."

"Evil, evil woman."

She did kiss me then, on the nose, which she followed up with a quick lick of her tongue. I ewwwwed and rubbed it off as fast as I could.

"Tell you what, dear," she said. "Finish writing the book, and then I'll give you constructive criticism. I don't want to stifle your creativity."

"You're so sweet."

"Am not," she said, and then licked my nose again before I could stop her.

"Skank," I said.

"Dumbass," she replied.

"I love you."

"I know."
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