Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,
Pablo
king_cool_paul

Blow Me, Hootie

Okay, c'mon. Am I supposed to take Darius Rucker seriously when he's dressed in a cowboy outfit singing about how tasty Burger King chicken sandwiches are? I mean, really. Hootie is hardly relevant any more, but this is just... sad.

Oh, and congrats to Burger King for making a commercial that is nearly the irritating equal of Old Navy spots. Now I don't have to spend any money at either business.

Oh, and I don't buy Mentos either. Stupid commercials.

I'm such a bad American.
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