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Girls Gone Medical

  • Mar. 30th, 2005 at 4:34 AM
38 tapped the glass of his computer screen. "See? It says it right there. Staring at a woman's boobs for ten minutes is the equivalent of five minutes' worth of exercise. It's good for a man's heart."

"Oh, Jeez," Flora said, rolling her eyes. "Any excuse to look at my tits, right?"

He shook his head and almost shouted, "It's a woman doctor who wrote it! It can't be sexist if a woman wrote it!"

"That's so full of shit," Flora said, and then noticed DJ Jazzy Pooh Bear staring google-eyed at her chest. She folded her arms across her breasts and scowled at him. "Cut that out, or I'll kick your ass."

"Hey, the man says it's good for my heart, I'm gonna stare until my eyes fall out."

"You're both pigs," I said. "I'm sure Flora would appreciate not having to pry your eyes out of her cleavage from now on."

"Thank you," she said.

"It isn't a free peep show," I scolded Pooh and 38, before pulling out my wallet and shuffling through the bills contained within. "Now, Flora, how much for ten minutes of ogling? Heart disease runs rampant in my family, so I want to nip it in the bud before it takes hold. Ten bucks be enough?"

"You're all pigs," she said. "All of you. Cheap pigs at that. Make it twenty and you've got a deal."

I whistled. "Pricey. I think a health club might be cheaper in the long run."

She shrugged. "Take it or leave it. My tits are golden, baby."

I fished out a bill and handed it to her. "For these prices, they ought to be platinum."

She took the money from me. "Student loan freedom, here I come!"


giggleloop wrote:
Mar. 30th, 2005 03:33 pm (UTC)

Wow, you mean I could have been getting paid this whole time? D'oh! :)

king_cool_paul wrote:
Mar. 30th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
I know, I know... let me get my checkbook.
giggleloop wrote:
Mar. 31st, 2005 01:39 am (UTC)
Sheesh... now I feel so... dirty. :P

king_cool_paul wrote:
Mar. 31st, 2005 03:01 am (UTC)
You love it and you know it.
giggleloop wrote:
Mar. 31st, 2005 04:08 am (UTC)

OK, all right, I admit defeat. :)

serenityn0w wrote:
Mar. 30th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
You watch it mister;-) The flashing could happen when you least expect it.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Mar. 30th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
You, my dear, are a silly chick. It's part of your charm.

Glad you had a good trip, by the way. No strange foreign diseases brought back, I trust?

serenityn0w wrote:
Mar. 30th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
I picked up a sinus infection and spanish bronchitis. Nothing too exotic though, since I didn't get to call in sick.
king_cool_paul wrote:
Mar. 30th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
Poor dear. Fluids (alcohol), rest (alcohol-induced) and good cheer (alcohol) ought to help you out of the sickies.

Spanish bronchitis? That actually does sound rather exotic, to be honest ;)

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