Pablo (king_cool_paul) wrote,
Pablo
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Muse Coverage

"I hate this," the Muse said, pointing at the screen. The movie we were watching had reached a point in the narrative where there was some post-coital bedroom discussion underway.

"What?" I said. "Post-coital bedroom discussion?"

"No," she said. "I hate the way the women in film always have sheets draped over their breasts after sex. I don't know about fictional women, but I have never seen any point in covering myself at this point. The guy has already seen me naked, hopefully from a variety of angles, so seriously. Why hide the delicacy of my shame now?"

"Maybe she's cold."

"How can you tell, though? Her breasts are covered."

"You're a pig, Muse. I like that about you.

She patted my arm. "Takes one to know one, honey."
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